Gary’s jukeboX~

Hey pple… How ya doin’? Under stress too long would allow one to go crazy and ya ya… And so, I played a computer game… Normally, I wouldnt do it coz its so not productive doing so now.. But, I did! And trust me, its so damn fun man… Completed it in 2 days, nearly around the clock!! During these times, no stress at all… Super good de-stressing method!! After finishing it, it dawned on me that my reports are still not done… Aiya… Cant be bothered la… Anyway, nxt week got 5 hours break… Do it then la… Ok… Enuff of 2dae’s blog.. So pple… Be happy… Signing off~~

Woopee~~ Finally, have eaten my fill today… Haha… Steamboat session was super duper fun… All those jokes cracked today is enuff for my life time… Not saying that I dun need jokes liao, but its juz a metaphor! Ok… All those seafood, meat, still got sharksfin some more… Wah~~~ But 4get to take photo… U pple will drool over ur computer lor… Haha…

Oh! Gary here has a favour to ask all pple looking at this… One of my buddies is desperately, franticaly, urgently look for a smurfy plush… Where can we buy one in S’pore? Definately not in the candy shop!! Haha… Help me ok pple? Thx to all of u first!!

Todae blog is short… Too full… So, signing off with a full stomach~~

Farty day it is!! Cannot stop farting man today… Dunno wat eva shit I ate today… U pple think its fun to fart izzit? Try farting the whole day la… Ass hurts one lor… Not enuff oxygen to breath oso lor… Out of breathe 2dae… The fart drain all my oxygen… Very tired… Like ran 2.4 km like tat… But without using legs, using an air rockelt launcher… But, still cannot tarhan… Farting its like an art, a walking symbol of me now…  When I reach home, I farted into my sis’s face… And yet she didnt notice of it… Maybe she grew to like my fart… Who noes? Maybe can become a new leading brand of perfume… ‘Body Gas’… Haha… Pple better buy it hor… Ok ok… Enuff of fart for the day liao… Oh here comes another one… Ok… Pple, happy farting… Ok? Gary, farting off~~~~

P.S] I actually not so disgusting one… Today very high then will do this kind of things… I very clean one….

OMG!! I gonna crack sooner or later lor… 3 reports and 1 data sheet at hand, worse still, there is a quiz coming… All due within 10 days… Im dying… One fella in my group dun cooperate one lor… Slap him… Cannot tarhan… Super-duper stress now… No play, juz reports and reports… My brain cells are protesting, threatening to shut down… No…. Plz dun… Trying ways to de-stress myself… Namely, scolding my brother and sister… No, that doesnt help too… Haiz… I think I will juz jump off the building lah… Start a new life… No, no… Cannot like tat… Like that die will die very ugly… Not nice… Die in CO in car better… OMG!! Cannot think anymore… Ill die…
Pple if u see me spiritless, is not im in drugs, is that im in saturation with reports… Signing off stressfully~~~

Today is such a meaningful day… Did smth good… Although its a micey thing, but for a good cause… Anyway, here goes… Made a friend today… So we tok and tok, and I secretly dig information abt this person for someone I noe… Haiz… Very dangerous… BUT, for a good cause… This time, dun mind being a rat in disguise… Haha… Oh, one more thing… Sadly, Im again the last one to noe whats happening wif my friends… Y like tat? Have I lost my sense of detection? Cannot be… Then y let me be the last to noe… (Sound so like Britney Spears: ‘Dont let me be the last to noe’) Sobx… Gonna get back to these pple lor… Or else, Im not Gary… Lets see la… Haha…
Does writing blogs make one sleepy? No? But I am now… Maybe tired la, today have mice mission mah… Ok Ok… So, micey Gary signing off~~

All started with juz a simple word, "PHEW!" Whats wrong wif the whole world today? Same lecturer still having prejudice against me (luckily escpaed from it) and now me, at the top of the ‘food chain’ becomes the hunted… Haiz… Whats wrong with this world? Has the new era, millennium, century exchanged the natural instincts of a man and a woman? I dunno… Feeling confused, dazed and shocked at the same time! Like in a maze without exit, I need to fly out, but I cant… Y? I dunno too, maybe too heavy? Haha…. Juz take a pistol and shoot me… Cannot tarhan… Maybe its realli karma… What goes around comes back around… Ok, decision made here: Ill have vegetarian tomorrow morning for breakfast… Cleanse myself from all these shit today Ive experienced and redeem myself from my cursings… Haha… Evil me~ Oh, and btw, if the transition catalyst is looking, please tolong spare me lar… Ok? Manganese only has 4 oxidation number, cannot tarhan too many from V, Ti, Cr, Ag and Cu… Got it? Thx a million… Concentrate on Al and HCl… Feeling much better now, so capt. Gary signing off~~~~~ ;P

Haiz… 2dae very suai lor… First practical oready scolded by lecturer, "Gary, why are u late… Next time don’t be, or the door will not be open for u" Hello~~ Im not the only one late here. R u blind or what? At least I made up for it ok? Now, still have prejudiced against me… Curse u lor… Anyway, I downloaded a song for my dear friend CA… Very to his life now… Will [Al] noe whats happening? Realli feeling like a roller coaster ride for us these few days. Oh… One more digusting thing… I got RAPED!! By who? Little India’s very own… OMG!! Their sweaty hands touched me lor… Very smelly and super duper sticky… Cannot tarhan lor… Dun they bath? Cant seem to get rid of the smell… Good lord, save me, please… I’m dying… So, pple who happen to noe how to clear this smell, plz tell me… Thx… Signing off digustedly…. [PS: Cecilia if u r watching, u realli look like a shaman! Haha ;p]

OMG!! Y everyone dun appreciate Gary until they found out (finally!) that he is a damn good problem solver… Always being accused for being create troubles, but cm’on… Im doing it for a good cause… (Cr, Fe, V & H will understand)… See, now problems arise liao la… But Ill still help [H] as its my duty here as a oxidising agent (Mn)… Haha… Anyway, 2dae has been a very heavy day… Both physically and mentally… Y? Bag is so heavy and lecturer toks non-stop abt chemistry… There is a split second where I hate chemistry… Haiz… Y me such a care-free guy have such misery… Of wat? I dunno too… Its juz a feeling, feeling that I dun belong here… Hmm… Maybe its just a side effect when my reports are DELETED!!! So, pple plz give a pat on my shoulder and encourage me in carrying on my work as the ‘oxidizing agent’… Signing off…

Halo~~ Y me starting a blog… OH… Coz I tink its the best way for me to express my feelings to everyone in this world… I wanna be famous… Haha… I wanna be heard and been told… No lah! Many things happen to me, be it good or bad… I sometimes tell my friends and family (minus my brother) but juz feel tat that’s not working tat well… So, after seeing some of friends’ blogs, I thought Y not… Go start one… And, here I am, telling everyone how and what I feel… Any comments pple, plz take the high road and go ahead tell me… Ill be more than happy to see… Ok? Enough of my red carpet appearance and pple… Live a good life… ;P